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 A meme! Direct from my friend Allison, brilliant theater actress, and the only non blogger that knows more meme's than bloggers. Allison thought it might be a good tool to lighten up the mood a little around here. And even I would agree, except that this meme is by far the strangest and most attention deficit focused read I think I have ever seen.  Really, what is about?  You tell me.

No I am not tagging anyone with this....Well, on second thought, yeah, I think I will.  I tag Jack.  Only because he always has really cool answers to seemingly boring things. And two, because he must be dead on his feet after completing the California Aidescycle, the annual seven day California bicycle ride to raise funds for HIV and AIDS prevention, treatment and research. Congratulations on riding in it a third (fourth?) year Jack! Check out his site for a live blogging version of his seven days on the ride.

Okay, now back to the vacuous meme.

Does someone love you?

Yes someone loves me - as in they care. And yes someone loves me loves me - or so he says.

Do you know anyone named Dave?

Many actually.

Ever kissed anyone with the name starting with a J?

My ex Julia. My ex Jim. John. Joe ~  OMG what a mistake that was.  And I'm sure many who's names I didn't catch.

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?

Yes, my family has done this often. Haha.

What color is your parents bathroom

 Light blue. Yes, as bad as it sounds.

Do you think that hair extensions look skanky?

If you can clearly tell they are hair extensions and that's not the goal ~ yes they look skanky.

Are you named after a grandparent?

Yes, middle name of both grandfathers.

Say you were given a drug test right now. Would you pass or fail?

Pass. Boring, I know.

Are you taller than 5'6"?

Substantially.

Do you know anyone in jail/prison?

There is a person I know of in passing whom I was recently surprised to hear was now in jail. And yes, I know someone who has been.

Ever see a dead body?

I was a paramedic ~ what do you think?

Do you like the color green?

Um, yeah... sure. Kinda lame question, huh?

What is your best friend’s Dad’s name?

You know something? I have no fucking clue. Oh well, yes I do. I should, it's my own name, Allan.

How old are you?

Piss off!

Ok... 40.

Who was the last person to send you a text message?

Hmmm... Roger. I actually don't do a ton of texting.  Actually, I find the concept vile.

Ever drove into the ghetto to buy drugs?

Do they sell drugs in the ghetto?

Last restaurant you went to?

Marche Movenpic

What is the weather like today?

Crisp, mildly cool and sunny. My favorite.

Last voice mail you received?

From my Mom.

What did you do yesterday?

Doctors appointment, out of town meeting, slept.

What’s the first thing you would do with five million dollars?

Run away with Tater.

What nationalities are you?

Irish and a bit of Scottish.

How many hours did you sleep for last night?

Five interrupted hours.

Any upcoming concerts you want to attend?

Montreal Jazz Fest

Who’s the last person that you felt was stalking you?

Stalking... like REALLY stalking? I don't think I want to mention that on the internet!

Have you ever been on your school’s track team?

Ha! When wasn't I.

What jewelry are you wearing?

None. I.Don't.Wear.Jewelry.

If all of your friends were going on a road trip, would you?

Depends on where. Well, no it doesn't. Because it totally depends on who's going.

How much money do you have?

I bet there are, somewhere in the world, one or two tacky losers who actually answer that question.

Do you swear at your parents?

I have. Not now. At least not in anger.

Is your phone right beside you?

No.

Have you cried today?

Surprisingly enough, no.

Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?

Probably. if not, that's okay too. They will eventually.

Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?

Yes. So shoot me.

What is the color of your bedsheets?

Varies depending on the sheet currently on the bed. Varies as well to how long they may have been on the bed:)  Generally, white sheets. If not white, grey cotton jersey.

Have you ever crawled through a window?

Yes, more than once.

Are you photogenic?

At times i could be model of the year and at other times i look rather "special". Like I should have a rope holding me to one of the adults. Generally though, yes, I can take a good shot.

What’s your star sign?

Virgo. The Virgin. Cruel irony, I know.

Where do you spend most of your money?

Overpriced gourmet grocery stores and books.

What was the last thing you did?

Pressed "Enter" after writing the last answer.

Do you have a tattoo?

Yes.  And I was drunk enough.  And no, still no regrets.  Okay fine ~ a dolphin on my ass.

Is there a secret you’ve never told any of your friends?

I am almost 100% certain that there's no "secret" I haven't told at least one person. But no one person knows everything.

Have you ever told someone you loved them but didn’t mean it?

Yes. I still feel bad about that.

Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?

Yes.

What are you doing in 2008?

Another ambiguous one. Trying to get the great American / Canadian novel that has already been written, published.

What is your ring tone?

A simple and boring ring.

What were you doing at 2am last night?

Trying to get to sleep after strenuous activity.

Are your parents married/divorced/separated?

Still married. To each other no less.

What are you doing tonight?

Obviously not what I was doing at 2 am!

What are you doing tomorrow?

With any luck!

Who did you last message on Myspace?

I do not frequent that den of bad design.

What’s your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?

A brilliant thing if you are mature enough to really get it.

Does it annoy you when someone says they’ll call but never do?

Immensely.  If I say I will call, I'll call.  That whole "when someone tells / shows you who they are, believe them" thing ~ the best advice in the world.

What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?

A panda bear. 

Favourite Disney movie?

Original Bambi. Or Winnie The Pooh. Was Winnie even Disney?

Feel free to add your answers to any and all questions on your own site, or in the comments.